First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

metal straw

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long

Thats a metal straw

by Frydtost September 20, 2019

play with straws

1. gay kid
2. weird kid
3. has problems
4. retarded

spencer, you play with straws.

by spencer kornspan December 15, 2017

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

dick straw

Dick straw is someone who sucks the happiness out of you because they're such a dick. Also known as someone who can give amazing head.

1.I'm never talking to Dick straw again

2. I'm going to hook up with dick straw tonight.

by Goldenkitty April 4, 2017