Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 3, 2023

Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!

Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

by Elephant27 January 7, 2020

straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

Brown Straw

Taking a straw and blowing cocaine into another's butt.

"I took the brown straw to her butt and blew!"

by Beachwood June 18, 2016

play with straws

1. gay kid
2. weird kid
3. has problems
4. retarded

spencer, you play with straws.

by spencer kornspan December 15, 2017

metal straw

they look cool and don't help used by vsco girls and people that have braces because they have to use straws with soda and want to have a straw that will last long

Thats a metal straw

by Frydtost September 20, 2019