Strategically Late

The process of showing up too a dinner party late, not to be fashionable, but to wait until others are already there so you can strategically sit next to people you want to, and more importantly, away from those that you don't.

I dropped a deuce in my pants at the thought of spending two hours next to that fucking popinjay Cass D., so I made sure I came strategically late, to know where he was sitting and I sat at the other table.

by Mark Scott 69 February 27, 2009

Stragedy

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

shramedy

A shame and a tragedy combined. Something so horrible you can only use this word to describe it.

EX. Brianna's weave is as dry as the sahara desert. Her weave is a SHRAMEDY

by loverbug July 24, 2014

starmer

Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.

Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.

by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021

Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.

IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?

by BruceW April 16, 2009

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016