Beanie straighten

A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

straight edged

abstaining from alcohol, smoking and recreational drug use.Some adherents may also abstain from caffeine and promiscuity.

dark and battle are straight edged,but not stoney

by mr moo moo June 29, 2008

dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits

by estranger October 7, 2010

Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.

I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

by Goat Slywinkle June 7, 2011

ur mom straight

The opposite of ur mom gay. It is used as an ultimate comeback and will insult anybody no matter what, or make them laugh.

Chad: ur mom gay
Brett: ur dad lesbian
Chad: ur granny tranny
Brett: ur grandpap a trap
Chad: ur dads ur mom
Brett: ur moms ur dad
Chad: UR MOM STRAIGHT
Brett: *The molecules collapse within and Brett dissolves into a puddle of human which is then drunk by Chad, making Chad two humans as once, living on both within his mortal coil.

by Miost May 13, 2018

Straidar

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

by Addled Mind December 16, 2005