Statistics

An excuse for your teams shortcummings in big games.

Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ

by 87fan October 8, 2011

Statitude

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

station

A term that can mean anything. Also the name of the most intelligent being according to the movie Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

Ted: Bill, you want some cheetos?

Bill: STATION!

by Julian Alvarez March 26, 2004

ejaculation station

n. A woman of questionable character and loose morals.
Syn: Service station, cum dumpster, frat mattress, hot dog in a hallway, dick garage, semen suckler, cum guzzler, everlasting gobstopper, your mother

A: "What's the plan for tonight?"
B: "Get shitfaced and find an ejaculation station, bro."

by Knowledgable Bystander November 11, 2010

sensation station

Traveling the long, scenic route to simultaneous orgasms, taking place between two best friends, one male and one female; one of the two people must be in a relationship with another person. CAUTION: Obey the speed limit of 25 MPH or you will end up in POUNDTOWN. To summarize sensation station, it is romantic/passionate sex between two people who are not a couple.

I was taken to sensation station by Scott last night, and it was MIND BLOWING....so much more of an enjoyable trip than last time, when Anthony took me to poundtown with his captain longdong.

by DoodleNuts September 25, 2010

Bation Station

The area of your house that is set up stricly for masterbation. Can include but not limited to: computer, chair, towel.

don't worry about that closet, that's just my bation station.

by qwik5 October 22, 2010

static-x

The true epitome of fucking awesome.

Disco taken to a whole new level, Static-X's music is best listened to at 200 decibels.

Static-X... Keep Disco Evil!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004