Sargun

Sargun looks innocent from the face but has the charm and is sexy she gets her way and she’s an can be loyal if she wants and the best girlfriends only if she wants if you catch a sargun your lucky she’s a horny one

sargun is my one

by yousiffffff October 10, 2019

Stargazing

To sneak away from a group (usually at night), to commence a crazy make-out session. 'Stargazing' usually occurs with another individual, though solo macking sessions have been known to occur. These individual stargazing excursions are generally discouraged and seen as anti-social.

Mary: "Chrissy where did you go last night, we were waiting for you."
Chrissy: "Oh, I was stargazing"
Mary: "...with B-Shay?"
Chrissy: "No, by myself"
Mary: "...Oh..."

by Mangofatdoody November 3, 2010

Stargazer

One who observes, looks for, gawks, or even tries to interact with a celebrity.

100% TRUE STORY: After trying repeatedly to semi-successfully engage in conversation with Frances Fisher (former lover of Clint Eastwood) at Whole Foods Market in Hollywood, a stargazer knew her label ... when Ms. Fisher said loudly, winking, to the cashier as the "stargazer" followed her in line: "What kind of lily is that (pointing to a bunch of lilies for sale at the register)?" The cashier loudly said in reply, winking back Ms. Fisher, while looking at the "stargazer" gawker ...

"It's a Stargazer."

She knew then, that she had overstepped her boundaries with the celebrity, and was a true Stargazer.

by Candycasa January 30, 2010

snarglies

A man's balls, nuts, nads, or testicles.

"One kick to the snarglies, and he was down."
"Man, grow some snarglies, and stop bitchin."

by orangello October 3, 2007

Sargento Style

Having sex without a condom. Derived from "Sargento Cheese" which is 100% all natural instead of plastic.

Guy A "So what you and Jess do last night, the usual?"
Guy B "Not tonight, we did it sargento style."
Guy A "Lucky, me GF still makes me use the plastic crap."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 20, 2010

Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.

"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.

by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010