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Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.
by Andy Williams September 20, 2003
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squeeze your shoes

(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).
Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.
by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014
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Side Squeeze

1. The non-main people/persons you are having sexual/romantic relations with. (The opposite of a Main Squeeze)
My main girl works on the weekends, so you know I be hittin up my Side Squeeze on Saturday and Sundays for a little lovin.
by whitecocobellaestella June 11, 2011
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squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.
He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe
by GushingForth May 5, 2015
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Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.
Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.
by FlamingoZucchini March 3, 2011
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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
by Martin Rivers September 2, 2008
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Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
by Zeflar July 1, 2004
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