Spudgun

Someone who is 2 days into his college career and is caught slappin' his salami by his dorm roommate.

Joe was caught pulling a spudgun by his roommate.

How's it agoin Spudgun.

by 1859552 December 14, 2010

spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 30, 2020

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009

spud

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Ugly little spud

Anything small, ugly and annoying. Children for example. Used in Ghostbusters to describe slimer.

"He's an ugly little spud isn't he?"
Ray Stanz, Ghostbusters.

by Wingy December 14, 2005

Sourdough cunt vomit

Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.

Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.

by Jacques Asse April 16, 2009

SNURD

The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004