Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th

Goofy ahh name

Goofy Sprinkles McWoozy the 69th has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Negativity Sprinkler

Adjective created and popularized by Nyomi Lorraine meaning someone who spreads negativity regularly and rapidly like a lawn sprinkler.

"Why are you being such a negativity sprinkler right now?"

by osnapitzny September 26, 2023

Sprinkler Yacked

When someone projectile vomits in a semi-circular pattern creating a sprinkler-like effect. Usually only occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are readily available and consumed.

Last night some freshman sprinkler yacked all over my kitchen!

by Witz Kalitzel November 1, 2010

Sprankle

The swelling in your ankle after you sprain it. Sorta like a cankle, but only temporary...

I sprained my ankle during basketball, now I have a sprankle.

by EmDubeu February 23, 2014

dominican sprinkler system

When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.

The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".

by salondiva January 8, 2011

shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

by fartposter December 19, 2013

pink sprinkled donut

When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.

"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"

by LoveMeAPinkSprinkledDonut December 28, 2015