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sniffing the light

being so close to dying you can smell heaven
person 1:oh my blueberries he looks terrible!
person 2:he's sniffing the light.
by ms.chondace lavender numnum August 28, 2012
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Sniffing asses day

On may 19 is where we sniff someone’s Ass
Hey bro let me sniff your ass
No
It’s sniffing asses day
Ugh fine
*sniffs*
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Browser Sniffing

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history, most often when looking for traces of pornography.
Mother: Have you been watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have start browser sniffing to find out!
by BingGoogle January 5, 2011
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spliffing

by Meady October 6, 2003
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happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.
'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.
by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006
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browser sniffing

Checking up on one's web surfing habits.
1. Reading the history of a person's web browser to see where they have been.

2. Pop-up advertising can be activated by active browser sniffing via spyware. The spyware senses that a person has searched for a term or that a term appears on a web page visited by the user and then a pop-up ad appears that is vaguely related to that term.

3. People that surf via unsecured wireless are likely to have their surfing sessions sniffed also.
by Brian K. June 21, 2004
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Sniffing the chair

When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"
"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair
by S1ghk0mantiz April 14, 2010
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