i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.

Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

by Not_Ice March 4, 2022

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

BBF Spotting

BBF stands for "Boobs, Butt, Face". It is the act of looking for attractive males or females in a crowded area, then rating them according to their physical attributes.

Dude #1: Bro, blonde in tight blue shirt, to the left!
Dude #2: Spotting, spotting, spotting... Found her. Next to the 4, right?
Dude #1: Yeah. This girls a solid 8.
Dude #2: Def.
Dude #1: Def.
Dude #2: I love BBF Spotting.

by #1SPOTTER April 12, 2011

serving slaying and slouting

giving to the maximum extreme. maximum cooch. vagina slay fart pee pee energy

person 1: guys look at my new dress

person: 2 omg serving slaying and slouting so vagina slay queen girlboss period fart pussy popping

by pee pee omelet November 3, 2022

spotting

Driving around backroads in your car/truck to find deer. A large spotlight is used and deer can be spotted by their eyes, which glow orange when hit by the light.

"So what is there to do in **insert small town here**?"

"Umm...wanna go spotting for deer?"

by Holy Moley December 28, 2005

snouting the pomegranate

A bourgeois delicacy enjoyed predominantly by the aristocracy. Chaps would extract the seeds from a pomegranate and position some in a line. Chaps would then move ones mouth over the line whilst inhaling or snouting sharply. The combined effect of the seeds hitting the pallet and the glorious taste is truely delightful.

"Say Hector, did you hear about that devil William... He snouted a line of no fewer than 35 pomegranate seeds!!"

"Hurrah!"

or

"Hey Rachael, I hear you are keen on snouting the pomegranate?"

"Indeed, dear boy. You see, back in boarding school, snouting the pomegranate was just a way of life."

by Richard Dudley Wingsbottom November 20, 2006

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010