stonch

a term used to describe a person who thinks they’re mad cool and acts hard

that chap charlie balance is mad stonch

by doylerrrr June 4, 2019

spooch

Masturbate with bread then reach the climax in the bread and eat it.

Man that spooch was good.

by Jmz March 23, 2003

Spench

Female offspring of French and Spanish parents. Incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. They are very easy to manipulate. And thus is the real reason for them.

"So, how was your date?"
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."

by starcrumb January 4, 2009

Spunch

1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones shit and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) jizz, semen, man gravy, spooge, penis pudding

1. Dude, Tom is such a fucking spunch, his free-loading ass used all of my shit this weekend and didn't pay me back.

2. Ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately BLASTED all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our penis pudding...no homo.

by Scott Labaucher April 11, 2010

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 13, 2008

Spinch

A really dirty bumhole.

Tom - 'Not had a shower today, still got clumps of poo in my ass pubes and its fucking itchy'

Catherine - 'ewww, spinch'

by MrMingeMunch October 30, 2011

spinch

noun; The area of the inner arm or fold created by the connection of the bicep and forearm opposite the elbow.

Chris: Man, my spinch is so itchy.
Eddie: Oh no. Here, borrow my Cortizone 10 cream.
Chris: Thank you.
Eddie: You're welcome.

by Spinch June 11, 2009