intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
by jon November 27, 2004
Get the splurged mug.To Sleep with a partner or friend with no care to where limbs are placed! The occasional slap on the face or knock on genetalia is common. Similar to sprawl however people often sprawl on their own and wiv splurging deliberate contact may occur!
Geoff: are we going to spoon tonight?
Gary: No!
Geoff: So we are sporking
Gary: Nah tonight i feel i want to splurge
Gary: No!
Geoff: So we are sporking
Gary: Nah tonight i feel i want to splurge
by jBridget9 October 5, 2008
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Splerged - noun
The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.
Splerged - noun
The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.
"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.
by A black kid May 26, 2012
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Get the splurt mug.The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.
1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.
by Cooper July 30, 2003
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After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.
Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma
That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.
Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out
Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma
That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.
Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out
by Strong Bad October 2, 2003
Get the Spurf mug.When a male porn star ejaculates into a fluffers mouth by accident.
First used by J. English - Cambridge 2004 - after having accidently cum in a girl's mouth at an Ann Summer's party.
First used by J. English - Cambridge 2004 - after having accidently cum in a girl's mouth at an Ann Summer's party.
by Jonny English October 17, 2004
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