Somebody tocha mt spaget

When some norime pleb steals your most prized meme ( or a great meme)

They took my meme

Person 1 hey look at this meme

Person 2 what a fucking normie he reposted my MEME Somebody tocha mt spaget They took my meme

by Meme boi 109 October 30, 2018

did you-a touch-a my spagette

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021

spagehtti ass niggah

a person with a loose body; cant control everything below his or her neck

dereck: hey dmoney you see that dude over there with that loose neck?

Dmoney: yea i see that spagehtti ass niggah

by dannen January 27, 2009

splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 22, 2008

Spluge

When someone cums all over and it’s all moist and nasty.

Oh shit, I think Robert just spluged himself

by Dick faggot March 7, 2018