Spooning

The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.

"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"

by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Sloaning

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.

We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."

by razman233443223 January 11, 2012

Silver Spooning

spooning with someone that is so old they have silver pubes

cuddling with your friends grandma or grandpa
exp used in a sentence. (1)I totally silver spooned you mom last night.(2) Jimmy got so drunk the other night that he ended up silver spooning at the nursing home with carter's grandma, Edna.

by the one who knows it all September 3, 2009

Cruiser Spooning

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

Spooning

There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.

I think she’s my perfect spooning size.

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

Spooning

A non-sexual embrace which provides the most intimate bonds between lovers and friends. This can be between same or different sex( but men are better at spooning).

Matt, Christian, and Gray all spooned in the same bed at Winter Weekend, but they're not gay...there was no "man sex' involved...no penetration.

by "The Yellow Dart" & "Sir Spoon-A-Lot" May 24, 2003