Spirituous

Adjective that describes someone whose had a few spirits (alchohol) and has now become quite happy. Simmillar meaning to tipsy.

Person 1: She's looing a bit spirituous.
Person 2: No mate she's off her face

by Ben Ibbo December 12, 2008

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

by bünch October 26, 2016

spiritual ejaculation

when you nut so hard you have an out of body experience

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”

by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018

Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018

Spiritualized Cryptomnesia

When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".

Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.

by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018

spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018