Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.

Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.

by countrylifterdw February 19, 2010

Spiritually connected soul sisters

A cult that was found by woman by the name of Soul sister number one. Her and her assistant, Soul Sisters Number Two, created the cult to vanish evil and bring peace and harmony. The cult only accepts woman and declines any males interested. This cult’s enemy is a male by the name of The Hell of Horses Lord Jayden.

Are you a Spiritually Connected Soul Sisters?

by _m1ku_ March 9, 2021

spiritual quest

When you are truly finding what is inside you and who you are.

"my spiritual quest is complete

by atermpeach September 12, 2017

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

spiritual washdown

a description of an energy healing session; a therapeutic session encompassing the whole person; removal of blocks from any aspect of a person's life; a session that works with a person on all levels (physical, emotional, mental, energetic, spiritual); a phrase that enables energy healers to describe what they do to people who have no idea about complementary / alternative healing modalities without having to resort to saying "no, it's nothing to do with your house utilities".

- Could I book a spiritual washdown with you;

- A spiritual washdown is just what I need;

- I love the description "spiritual washdown, it describes what you do so well
- If you're feeling blocked in some aspect of your life, a spiritual washdown will help you move forward with a new sense of excitement and clarity

by Mundleberrypie August 8, 2023