Definitions by bünch

Poop Karma 

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

Poop Karma by bünch March 6, 2017

Spiritual A.D.D. 

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.

Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.

Spiritual A.D.D. by bünch October 26, 2016