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Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.
Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”
by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019
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Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus
Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.
by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013
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Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.
He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life
by JackSmitTheslipperySticks March 5, 2022
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the giant enemy spider

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you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

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by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.
Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
by Can Not May 15, 2005
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spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)
I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.
by kristie quick & kelly taylor December 20, 2007
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mexican barking spider

a loud wet fart that others hear
Someone rips a fart and says "hey, look out. There's a mexican barking spider on the loose"
by LongDukDong January 23, 2009
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