spiro onisiforou

The sexiest math teacher in existence, his head is creamy and smooth like an egg.

Look at that math teacher, he must be an spiro onisiforou.

by mypenisissmall May 7, 2023

Spiro Agnew

Richard Nixon’s Segregationist Vice President who wholeheartedly embraced the Greek Spirit of Corruption and was ousted on corruption charges not related to the Water Gate Scandal.

“Hey that Greek President committed such a Spiro Agnew by giving his illiterate second cousin control over the Treasury Department”

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 9, 2023

Spiro Bitch

A fancy ass insult that means “An advanced bitch”, this word was originally discovered for the very first time by an Egyptian tiktoker called “Om Omar Alahtyte” and it went viral after that and started to be used among gen z.

Ayman: That gurl is a spiro bitch fr!
Rahma: LOL WHAT A FANCY ASS INSULT!

by yourdarlinger July 30, 2024

spitroast

The act of roasting an animal usually a pig or a hare under a fire common practise in older civilazitiond

"Where the f#ck is that pig ? I am going to spitroast that thing alive"

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by NiggaSlayer1488 October 3, 2023

Spigot

The kind of guy to blow up someone's Sol Ring on Turn 1.

Bill: "Screw you Rian, you dick, I'm blowing up your Sol Ring because I can"

Rian: "dang"

Literally everyone else: "what a spigot"

by Ghostshucks January 1, 2024

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Spigot

A gay Mexican.

All these these illegal spigots every June.

by Dee jay 85 June 4, 2025