spatoot

noun - bodily fluids.

verb - the release of bodily fluids.

noun - Apex sprayed his spatoot all over the place.

verb - Apex spatoot in berts mouth.

by Sir Ynnad the Great December 7, 2003

spectoopular

Something really exceptionally great. Often used in a sarcastic context. See also fantabulous.

How ya doin?

Oh, spectoopular. My cat just took a shit in my pocket.

by slowmind September 25, 2006

spectorals

{pl n.} combination of the word "pectoral" and "spector", representative of weak pectoral muscles on a scrawny man.

Chuck: "Look at that wimp!"
Larry: "No chest at all."
Chuck: "Spectorals, definitely."

by Prince Oddz October 14, 2007

spacronym

A highly contrived acronym where the original meaning is hard to decipher

derived from spastic and acronym

"FCUK means French Connection United Kingdom"
"That's such a spacronym"

Examples of spacronyms:

USA PATRIOT = Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism

CAPTCHA = Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

ACT UP = AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power

by DJ Griff November 24, 2007

Spector Pro

a computer monitoring program used by parents or bosses to track what the computer users do. Pretty much means if you have this on your computer,

YOUR SCREWED.

"F***!"
"dude dont use that"
"why"
"spector pro."
"SH*T!"
:silence:

by screwed from spector pro May 24, 2010

Spectorbating

Masturbating while watching two people get in on.

It would have been a manage-a-trois, but I just sat on the sidelines spectorbating.

by Fucking Russ October 11, 2011

spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014