Sour Stomach 

When your burps are more disgusting than your farts.

Do you have a sour stomach? Your breath smells like actual vomit.

Sour Stomach by FleshyAcorn February 29, 2016

sour puss

What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.

Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!

sour puss by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

sour mash 

(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways

etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made

After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.

sour mash by Lucius Bertolli November 5, 2009

Sour Patch Children

A weird, but cooler way of saying sour patch kids (the candy)

See sour patch kids.

Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"

Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"

Cooper: "Okaaay..."

Sour Patch Children by Anna! =) November 28, 2009

sour deez

that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

YO I GOT THAT "SOUR DEEZ"

sour deez by THE-GENERAL October 9, 2008

Sour crotch 

noun: a vagine or a cocx that's in a state of "not-so-fresh-feeling

adjective: a PMS-y, friggin' bitch

"She is such a sour crotch. She needs a tampon change. ASAP!"

Sour crotch by BtchenB December 17, 2009

sour vagina 

The false denial of desire for something sought but not acquired; to denigrate and feign disdain for the vagina which one could not attain.

Source: A tiger named Pepsei

Read my lips you infected pus-dribbling sour vagina: you are just jealous RossMAN's getting all that young, hot & dumb poon with minimal effort. His sexual prowess makes you feel like an inadequate and sad masturbating bear.

sour vagina by theprodigalrebel October 27, 2007