Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill. It is the sexual equivilent of writing a check of $10k to show off knowing you don't have it in the bank account.

Rice Gum's brags about his genital length but it actually 5.3cms long. Its small dick energy corrupts all it touches. So only tissues, his hands and his friends biscuits.

by Armie Hammer July 11, 2018

Small girl with big god

Nigerian slang, A sarcastic praise to young ladies (hustler) that dates wealthy older men in other to afford things she can't for her self.
Also applies to a prostitute

That small girl with big god just got a range rover, from her "big gods"

by Your village people August 19, 2018

Ileana ain't like it small

Stronger than any roasts. No other roasts/trap card/spell card can stop dis. Everytime this is used against u, ur dick -3 inches. When ur dick is smaller than 0 inches, u become a trap.

George: ur mom gay
Pantea: ur dad lesbian
George: no u
Pantea: ur granny tranny
George: ur grandpap trap
Pantea: Ileana ain't like it small
George: dick becomes -1 inches.

by tacboss1234 May 10, 2018

small boobs envy

(Noun)
The envious feeling a woman experiences when she wishes she had smaller, perkier breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one woman is caught glimpsing at another woman's breasts with a look of envy.

Woman 1: "Ugh, I wish I had your small boobs!"
Woman 2: "Small boobs envy? I know."

by clevername January 13, 2017

National Small Penis Day

The day to celebrate Malachy

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"

by trinkolastrunphy June 4, 2018

A small Ginger

That is what I like to call my small Ginger friend she claims she's not ginger. (She is tho)

Mah fri3nd:*walks anywhere*
Me: *H1t2 H3d* lOl heNlo U is a small Ginger

by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

small dick

A small dick is a dick under 3 or 4 inches. Some ladies say they dont mind but it seems they do cause when i showed it to them they laughed so dont trust women when they say they dont want a guy with a big dick. A small dick is one that looks like a stump.

Don't laugh at me just cus i gots a small dick.

by .Sonny Vitale. January 16, 2008