Solomon

sub fandom name of kpop boyband "Tomorrow X Together" taehyun

Moa 1 :Who is your bias in txt?
Moa 2: I am actually Solomon.

by Choi._.TOTO July 23, 2023

Solomon

(noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.

Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.

A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!

A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?

by cyclopentane July 11, 2024

Solomon

He’s a minger

Beth- yk Solomon?
Daisy-yes he’s a minger

by Willyman2976 July 25, 2024

Solomon James

An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around

Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨

by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023

Solomon Fairbanks

This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.

Dude I saw that guy walk into the house if Herbert. He’s a total Solomon Fairbanks.

by Milo Calorie January 16, 2024

solomon

a guy who looks like a turd and comments on others to make himself feel better but in reality he is a bottom.

that solomon cunt is the biggest bottom i’ve ever met

by xxxzzzyyy333 January 19, 2024

Solomon

A person who doesn’t want people to fuck his mom, house cat, brother, or his dad. He doesn’t mind if you leave your nuts hanging out of juicy butthole

I caught Solomon blowing a guy behind Kaya

by Wudupnegga53 January 31, 2024