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Soccer mom

A middle-aged upper middle class woman (ussually white)and lives in the suburbs who devotes her life to her childeren. She carpools, drives them to soccer and little leauge, volenteers at their school, does snack days, and play dates. Most of them end up driving their childeren away by not letting them express their selves and immediatley putting down anything that they find important. They are usually Christian and this can be shown around their house, in most of the cases I have found the childeren end up being atheist. They drive in their mini vans and suburbans with their fancy coffee's and cell phones.
That mom that is driving like a maniac to pick up her kid from school and cart them to soccer practice is a soccer mom.
by Kaitlin August 30, 2003
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sockner

someone who walks around in his/her socks all the time. they will even walk around in their socks outside even if it is snowing or raining.
rick: “i picked up connor last night and he ran through a snow bank with only his socks on.”
reebo: “so typical, he’s such a sockner.”
by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019
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Fox-sucker

Someone who falls for everything he hears on Fox TV.
"The liberals are turning this country socialistic."
"Don't be a Fox-sucker.
by bobbydellwood November 12, 2009
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Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.
Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!
by RDaly05 April 26, 2011
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The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
by Michael Scott February 16, 2006
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meat socket

whore; loose woman who is only useful for her stench trench.life support system for a pussy.
She is nothing but a cheap meat socket.
by mersh923 May 5, 2006
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wog socket

A female who only allows black men to to have sexual activity with her.
'wow look at that hot girl over there'
'dont even bother son, your not black and she's a total wog socket'
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