snumpkin

the act of serving up a tenderizing blumpkin and put a finishing touch of a luscious snowball on it.

My girlfriend serves up the meanest snumpkin, but then comes the after-taste. (No..., Dignity, don't run away from me.)

by SBU-OO7(Kofi) September 23, 2004

sumo

absolutely none/no need

also means "suck my big fat ass"

there was a sumo need for joey

by sumomember1 December 3, 2020

sumo

more of something

We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.

by jake February 21, 2003

SUMO

New acronym for the internet meaning "Shut Up and Move On." Too often, arguments on internet forums turn into constant shoutfests with no beginning and no end. These arguments will never solve anything. Knowing this, the only way to end the argument is to just give it up entirely and move on to more pressing matters.

So, just tell the person on the other side of the argument to SUMO: Shut Up and Move On.

Just, please don't use it as an insult.

Let's just get this over with so we can get back to being reasonable people. Arguing constantly won't help anything anymore. SUMO.

by NecroSen July 10, 2005

sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 23, 2010

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016