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The evolved form of Scomo. When a Scomo does nothing in a national crisis it will accumulate enough lack of XP to evolve into Scumo. It earns double lack of XP if it takes a holiday.
Scomo did so little it evolved into scumo 1 day into its leadership position.
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Describes a person who claims to do work then leaves when you need them the most and try’s to get good publicity by giving crappy handshakes that makes them look like a publicity whore or publicity hound

Can also be described as a scomo
Wow look at that person he’s the Scumo of the group
Scumo by Just telling ya the truth January 8, 2020
Often used as an abbreviation for scumbag. Generally an extremely dislikeable and untrustworthy individual.
He stole her wheelchair. What a scumo.
Scumo by RightNow March 31, 2009
Scumo. The correct spelling of the name often erroneously cited as Scomo. To have one allegation of rape may be regarded as a misfortune, to have two looks like carelessness. As in, how, Scumo, can you pretend to not know about these claims when your own staff did? (With sincere apologies to Oscar Wilde, but I think he’d approve).
The name Scumo is incorrectly attributed as being the word Scomo.
Scumo by thecradlemob February 20, 2021
An abbreviated term for Scumbag, used as a less offensive replacement, such as 'F*CK' and 'Frick'.
That kid stole my scooter. What a little Scumo!
Scumo by TheCraziestWankah June 15, 2023
A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck
Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.
Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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