snake belt

the tendency of back seat belts of newer model cars to continually adjust throughout the ride, slowly constricting the victim like an anaconda. This is more prone in overweight individuals, which leaves the belt pressed into their fat approximately 1 inch. The only solution for snake belt is to undo the belt and start the process over again.

Frank: "How long till we get to Chik-Fil-A. I've got a crazy case of snake belt going on back here."
Alex: "Just undo it and start over. You don't wanna end up like Jon Voight."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 21, 2010

Holy snikes

An exclamation of excitement, terror, or annoyance. Also, a watered-down version of holy shit.

Jed: Hey dude I just landed a 720 on the halfpipe. (snowboarding)

Ian: Holy snikes

by XxsemiaddictedXx November 30, 2009

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu December 12, 2007

sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied

Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass

by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018

SnakeArnold

a person who vapes all day and plays minecraft. also known as a person who is very lazy or selfish.

you have been acting like a SnakeArnold recently

by joey pruszenski September 19, 2021

Milk Snake

Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!

Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!

by Laura the Lab Rat November 23, 2010

cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.

Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.

by ms_behaven January 26, 2018