Smudglet

The annoying smeary, putty-like base that when defecated, causes the "skid marks" in ones underwear if not properly cleaned. Resembles fudge but can be a number of colors and textures. Great for "sandwich based" practical jokes.

"I forgot to wipe man, now I got skidmarks from where that smudglet streaked by!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Smugery

Noun- The crime of smugness.
Verb- The act of being overly smug

For being a smug cunt he was sentanced to seven years of hard labour for the crime of Smugery

by gibbspikepeutch March 12, 2009

smadge

sad at something and also mad at something

X: man we almost had a perfect game why'd u screw it up?
Y: ...i fkin ran out of ammo....
Y: smadge

by deenzuts April 19, 2022

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014

Sludgepump

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.

'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'

by dig- September 14, 2009

sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008