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Smogonfag

A smogonfag is an insult used to a person who devoutly follows the rules and tiering defined by Smogon, the wide-known "Competitive" Pokemon forums named after the German Koffing.They really think that pokemon could be a serious Strategy Turn-based game more than an entertaining child-directed RPG Game and they often insist with this point.

Always using a predictable strategy and protecting pokemon at all the costs, they whine about 3 recurring Pokemon-relathed themes:

1) Using entry hazards. In a nutshell, affects most of all Pokemon when they switch out. Moves such as Spikes, Toxic spikes, Stealth rock and Sticky web are one of the worst fears of these wondrous"Meta-Players", even if they carry a "Mighty Special Wall" (AKA Blissey) provided of only 3 supporting moves (Such as Toxic, Soft-Bolied, Protect or the very Stealth Rock.) just like a proof of his trust in this human (i.e failing) system of classify pokemon by its abilities (i.e tiering) .

2) Using "Uber" (above in German) or a "Pokemon that I can't find out a weakness." This can be proved by the often use of the tiering (One of the ways which they classify pokemon by its supposed battling utility) in which they forbid the "Legendary factor" for making the battle the most realistic possible. In order to preserve the strategist factor, they forbid the pokemon that don't fit on their standards.

3) Claiming to use favorite pokemon.
N00b: "Hey! Let's have pokemon battle!"
SF: "Ummm... Why not? I mean, obviously you are not prepared to match my /cough/ Perfect IV and Fully trained EVs /cough/ team pokemon
N00b: "Wait... What did you just said? eevees team? LOL! i want to see that."
SF: "Sure, let's begin."

//Dependig of the result of the battle SF will react of 2 different ways//
WINING: "Did you see that? Did you see that!? how could you forgot my blissey had a focus sash... And that it ended your Heracross with Counter. What a noob! "
LOSING: "Pshh... you just won because you used ilegal pokemon."
N00b: "Oh please, don't be a Smogonfag!"
by NotAnAlchemist March 30, 2014
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skorgy

A word describing when a large group of friends are all talking on skype, a combination of the words "skype" and "orgy"
Hey, the five of us should have a skorgy this summer so we can stay in touch.
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Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010
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Slorge

The opposite of a chode. In other words a really skinny dick.
"Dude I have a chode"
"Dude I can wrap my slorge around your chode!"
"Sweet!"
by Jedi318 August 22, 2009
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smoggler

Someone who smoggles a lot. To become a smoggler, you just be adept at smoking and gobbling penis at the same time, becoming a smoggler.
Damn, she is trying so hard to be a great smoggler, it just brings a tear to my eye.
by Junkiewhore July 16, 2004
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Blorgen Shmorgen

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!
Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!
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Smogged

Leanna said "I hate the phrase butt sex" Stacy replied with "ok how about we call it being smogged instead?"
by Anastasia Alchemy October 18, 2012
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