cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

smobo

Adjective describing something exceedingly superior
See: awesome owns

That game is so freakin' smobo.

by SuperficialBob April 22, 2005

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

smfooma

acronym for "suck my fart out of my ass"

"hey pick that up for me"
-"SMFOOMA"

by Ms.Taemin March 13, 2011

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Smolover

A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.

"Don't be such a smolover."

"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"

"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"

"SMOLOVER!"

by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010