smegma

Polite term for dick cheese. Comes in several varieties, the worst being the dark yellow

Another boring day at work - nothing better to do than scrape smegma off my bell end

- from the Diary of Tony Blair (PM)

by Buster Gonad May 16, 2005

smegma

A formidable cheese-like residue that builds up between the foreskin and the penis resulting from lack of personal hygiene around the groinal crotchable area.

Side note: While smegma may be reminiscent of a domestic cheese, ball sweat smells like mayonnaise!

Smegma may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cuz I'd never eat the mutha' fucka'.

by agonzi666 September 30, 2005

smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring

I smegal jackhammerd that slut good and proper

by Michael Kain May 23, 2006

smeg captain

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

smegarific

1) amazingly and all around intensely cool, see also GAwesome

2)in likeness to smagma

The Pirates of the Caribbean 2: The Deadman's Chest movie will be particularly smegarific, due to its special affects and the presence of Johnny Depp.

by smegmegs July 1, 2006

smegan

An unnatural, inorganic two-person group that acts as one. A smegan couple also spends an inordinate amount of time together. While not healthy for either component of the formerly two person group, Smegan means very well and is not toxic to surrounding members of the community.

Q: Who's all going to dinner?
A: Just Smegan and Alex.

by sghaterz September 12, 2011

Smeg

"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom, Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey clits.

"Get that smeggin thing away from me!"

"Rimmer, you're an absolute smeg-head."

by Nicky Fung July 6, 2005