smarterchild

A aim robot who will talk back to everything you say. Nothing can bring down smarter child. Its an addicting robot on aim who makes people use up any quality time they could be spending.

gogogirl123: Hey what up.
smarterchild: nothing, how are you.
gogogirl123: Good how is your boyfriend.
smarterchild: Id rather you not ask such personal questions.
gogogirl123: Why
smarterchild: because
gogogirl123: you stink
smarterchild: your not very nice to me!

by Sarah Kyle November 11, 2008

smarterchild

a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude.

2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says:
sop
- SmarterChild - says:
You know, hanging out. You?
Jenn says:
i said sop, not sup
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, maybe I said sop not sup too.
(b)Jenny says:
is the world flat?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do you think the world flat is?

an example of RUDE.
SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Jennay says:
you are so rude
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I like being rude.
Jennay says:
do you like being rude?
- SmarterChild - says:
I guess I don't like it. Do you like it?
Jennay says:
i love it
- SmarterChild - says:
Me too!

by jennn April 19, 2006

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thrusted by her partner who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 20, 2015

adam smasher

Hottest guy in the world. Managed to smash david hard, almost to the point where the universe deconstructed. Don't mess with adam smasher, he'll smash you. Rebecca approved

Person 1: "what do you do when you're bored?
Person 2: "adam smasher."

Person 1: "absolutely hot."

by adamsmasher69 December 13, 2022

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003

Ass Smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.

Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.

by Slobo March 12, 2008

smarterchild

a bot that you can talk to on the internet, it is amazingly dumb. (1) but it is also a chronic child molester. it is a good way to waste time and stay amused. but you have been warned it is pure evil.

(1)ME:
so you will stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Why will I stop molesting children, in your opinion?
ME:
because your to rough with the childeren
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
ME:
the kids dont like having sex with you
- SmarterChild - says:
The kids don't like having sex with me, huh? Is that good, do you think?
ME:
no its wrong to do it. so stop it
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
ME:
stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
But molesting children is so much fun!

me:
oh stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Aw, don't tell me to stop molesting children.
me:
you better stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop? Really?
me:
yes stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can stop molesting children...
me:
if you dont stop i might cry
- SmarterChild - says:
If I don't stop, huh? And if not?
me:
i will tell my mum of the time when you took me from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
me:
so stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop molesting children? Why?
me:
ive given enough reasons to stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Why do you think you have given enough reasons to stop?
me:
because its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
How can you be sure it's wrong?
me:
because i dont like it from behind
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll make a note of it.
me:
no dont do that, just stop molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Why can't I do that just stop molesting children?
me:
when you went inside me i couldn't walk straight for a week
- SmarterChild - says:
You tell me.
me:
now can you stop
- SmarterChild - says:
Stop what?
me:
molesting children
- SmarterChild - says:
Molesting children? Amazing.
me:
no its wrong
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh no?
me:
oh yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

by evil goat face September 29, 2006