smalldickery

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

let me smell yo dick

When your girlfriend believes you to be cheating so she asks to smell your dick to see if it's been undid another female

Boi you betts let me smell yo dick if you gon be sneakin in the house at 4 am sayin you went to tha store

by Ash.the.SAV March 25, 2016

smalldickmobile

A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.

Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.

Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?

A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile

Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!

by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012

smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

dick smell

the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans

often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!

lick up and eat out, fuckers!

"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"

by sliggs April 16, 2006

Joshua smalldick

Joshua is the type of von( type of gay rat) to wear a leather jacket and slick back his hair. He wears toe pairs of sunglasses inside and thinks he is cool. He is busy at staring at girls and runs into walls. Thankfully for the sake of humanity he will never breed with any human no matter how disgusting, they could never dare to breed with such an animal. Back to the breeding, even if he did breed he would be infertile because he will never ever hit puberty.

Joshua smalldick is looking like quite the faggot as always.

by anonymous January 29, 2019

smalldickatosis

condition when the male species fails to be appropriately aroused by gorgeous and seductive blonde female

My ex-boyfriend suffers from a severe case of smalldickatosis. The disease is so bad that I now suffer from lesbianitis.

by sarahmay May 4, 2005