sloth grip 

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

sloth grip by goony44 June 1, 2012

Sloth Bear 

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

Sloth Bear by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Sloth Noodles 

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

Sloth Noodles by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Sloth Nation 

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.

Sloth Nation by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

Sloth (the dance) 

A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth

Lets go do the sloth at club YAK

Sloth (the dance) by sctso May 8, 2003

Sloth Cake 

A sloth cake is a cup cake made with pretty much anything delicious in your cup boards. The most common form of a sloth cake is a basic cupcake with ground ginger, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, agave nectar, loose leaf chai tea, almond extract, and rum. It tastes dank and can be topped with anything, most notably nutella and whipped cream.

The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.

For my birthday party, we made sloth cakes and it was my idea to add marshmellows; when the marshmellows mixed with the tequila, there was slothy magic.

Sloth Cake by mckinleyvillian January 16, 2010

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

Sloth cat by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017