sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

burrito-sloth

A little creature who stays home, wraps themselves up into a blanket burrito and sips tea instead of going out on a Friday night.

Today I was feeling under the weather so I became a little burrito-sloth.

by tired_grad_student October 13, 2023

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.

Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?

by frognation February 3, 2010

tuba sloth

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.

That girl is such a Tuba Sloth

by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021

Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 10, 2013

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021