Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 13, 2018

Santa Cruz

A kick-ass town in California. It's in the Monterey Bay area, right on the coast in central Cal. Laid-back, great surfing, awesome local bands (The Expendables, Dub Congress, Antidote). It's also known for all the stoner hippies that live there.

"Hey man, Santa Cruz is the place to be, I'll never leave."

by JaaDee September 3, 2005

Santa Clarita

Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!

Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.

by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021

Slanther

A sly-panther. Any person who follows or stalks their "prey" waiting for the perfect time to strike. The slanthers presence is usually unknown to his/her victim.

Person #1: "Yo did you see Mark hiding in the bushes waiting for Justin to pass?"

Person #2: "Yaa b, I didn't even see him until he jumped on Justins back."

Person #1: "Marks such a slanther"

by Uni Guy November 26, 2009

West Side Santa Cruz

West Side Santa Cruz is is the best side of Santa Cruz. Bloops get snapped like nothing, cars get hot boxed on Westcliff, drunk teenagers going into taco bell. Theres no white power shit like there is on ESSC. In Light house field kids are always smoking bud and getting drunk and theres the legendary Derby park.

Are you on ESSC tonight? Fuck that im on the West Side Santa Cruz where i should be!

by GanjaG0d July 1, 2011

Santa Cruz

A wonderful town in California. Home to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, UCSC, The Mystery Spot, and many wacky people.

THE REAL AND ORIGINAL SURF CITY, USA.

keep Santa Cruz weird!

by kelseamarie May 24, 2007

Saucy Santana

The first gay rapper ever. Creator of the popular song "Walk em like a dog", he has pushed the boundaries of typical rap culture. He is very hilarious and talented. Fun fact, he is good friends with the City Girls.

Friend: "Have you heard Saucy Santana's new song"?
Me: "You now I love me some Saucy Santana"🤪.

by RickyOfDaBay December 2, 2020