jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 20, 2021

Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade

jolie simmons

hot as fuck

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

Lucas Simmons

Lucas Simmons aka licas aka reacas. Is a male specimen who thinks he has hops because he is apart of the basket ball community. “Black”. He thinks he’s all that cause he ball hawks but he buns. Thinks he’s on his “winter arc” but he just likes dudes. His girlfriend also broke up with him because he nigger

Lucas Simmons has zero huzz

by Chink nugget69 December 25, 2024

Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021