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Simar

One of the coolest guy you can ever meet. He is a stud and will definitely go after your girl and will get her after you realize it was too late.
HEY DON'T INTRODUCE HIM TO YOUR GIRL HE IS SUCH A SIMAR.
by omw2fub11 December 4, 2018
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simardeep

Is a very shy individual who is tall and handsome. He is very intelligent with technology and will be loved by a girl named Reema.... <3
hey can you help me with my computer problem?....oh your so not simardeep
by lil_jay December 7, 2010
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smear

smear....... hard to explain but its CRAZY a parody on mtvs fear creators, josh cohne kyle obrien and aj perotti, 3 pimped ouit jedi knights
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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Mango Smear

During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman's mouth as the man exclaims "MANGO SMEARED!"
Dave: "dude what did you do last night?"
Gary: "just went to Julie's and gave her a mango smear"
by Tomas y Simon January 12, 2009
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smear eye

a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?

Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!

Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.

Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?

Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.

Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009
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Pabst smears

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears
by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009
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Egyptian Smear Daddy

the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen
She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy
by nikeboy25 December 29, 2009
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