The Guy Who Shits In The Shower

At curtain times there is a need to take a shit so you have to do it in the shower. Only acceptable if the shower door looks like a toilet.

The guy who shits in the shower is a person who takes a shit in a shower exp. Felix

by TheMasterOfTheShotGun May 30, 2021

Shower Curtain

A curtain for you shower.

“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021

Showerbate

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showels

Showels are a super comfy beach towel short

Go grab your Showels and let's go to the beach!

by Showels January 9, 2013

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Cum Shower

When a guy squirts his cum all over his partner after a vigorous fuck!

Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?

Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!

Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!

by SlopNChop January 3, 2017

business shower

An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.

"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"

by LEVIATHAN1000 July 23, 2009