by Erik W October 10, 2006
Get the shomp mug.The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.
by cbergie November 17, 2009
Get the shomit mug.The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.
-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
by c@lib@n February 2, 2009
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Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"
by yagooo July 6, 2011
Get the Shomps mug.A tribe of people from the Eastern Shore of Maryland, known for their large genitalia, affable sense of humor, generous nature, and large frontal lobes. Known for a predisposition towards rockfish, blue crabs, and the best oysters in the world. Have the ability to fight with one another, then buy each other drinks afterwards.
Shomen are not usually afraid of dogs, especially those that are in the house or chained up, so if you are looking for your dog to scare away Shomen, think again. Shomen will go to great lengths to get to your garbage, some even breaking through doors to get at it. If you are going to keep your garbage inside in a garage or shed, be sure it has strong doors that can't be easily pushed in by a Shoman.
An increasing neighborhood nuisance, believe it or not, is the Eastern Shoman. Now, when you think of Shomen, you may think of the deep woods, the mountains or maybe the zoo, but I'll bet you never think of back yards. More and more Shomen are venturing out into neighborhoods as their habitat steadily declines and they become less and less afraid of people. In most states, it is illegal to kill Shomen and so they really have nothing to fear when it comes to humans.
Shomen are not usually afraid of dogs, especially those that are in the house or chained up, so if you are looking for your dog to scare away Shomen, think again. Shomen will go to great lengths to get to your garbage, some even breaking through doors to get at it. If you are going to keep your garbage inside in a garage or shed, be sure it has strong doors that can't be easily pushed in by a Shoman.
An increasing neighborhood nuisance, believe it or not, is the Eastern Shoman. Now, when you think of Shomen, you may think of the deep woods, the mountains or maybe the zoo, but I'll bet you never think of back yards. More and more Shomen are venturing out into neighborhoods as their habitat steadily declines and they become less and less afraid of people. In most states, it is illegal to kill Shomen and so they really have nothing to fear when it comes to humans.
Shomen, who usually try to avoid people, are becoming braver and braver, even strolling through back yards in broad daylight. Shomen have even been seen in school yards and shopping mall parking lots. Shomen are not usually a threat to people and there really have not been many reports of Shomen attacking people unless they are threatened or cornered, but you don't want to take the chance of having one in your yard to attack your children or pets. If a child or pet runs around a corner and surprises a Shoman, you never know if that Shoman will run away or attack.
If you have a baby, you should know that Shomen are extremely attracted to the smell of dirty diapers. Ammonia should ward off the Shomen from your garbage and keep them from coming back to your yard, since their easy feast will now be ruined.
If you have a baby, you should know that Shomen are extremely attracted to the smell of dirty diapers. Ammonia should ward off the Shomen from your garbage and keep them from coming back to your yard, since their easy feast will now be ruined.
by SkipM July 28, 2011
Get the Shomen mug.Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
by Choolie213 December 9, 2009
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