Shlongbe

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018

Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.

“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.

by Coveknog November 29, 2018

Shmorgalorf

When you say “no cap” at the same time as your drunk best friend

Me and Joe were six shots down and then we did a shmorgalorf and shit went down

by muffin tin November 5, 2019

Shlong Island Iced Tea

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

by Hank28 February 13, 2021

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

Shlorpo

Fan of Shlorpian society from “Solar Opposites”

“That guy is such a shlorpo.”

by zigaroni January 3, 2023

shlornt

Shorthand for Slut/Whore/Cunt
Meant to describe someone who acts like a slut/whore/cunt

“Omfg, dude. Did you see that the school admin blocked tiktok from the wifi?!”
“For real?? What a bunch of shlornts”😒😒

by miles420whore February 17, 2023