shitem

A term used by law enforcement on the east coast to describe criminals. May be spelled "shitim" "shitum"

Look at all the shitems clockin' on the corner today. Our holding cells are filled with shitems.

by Frank Castle July 3, 2006

go and shite

Irish... same as... "go away", "Yeah Right"...

Person 1... Lend me 50 quid
Person 2... Go and shite!

by Cully April 1, 2003

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

shiteroonie

an expleteive when something frustrating happens.

1. Well, shiteroonie, I left my cigarettes at the whorehouse!

by Voodoo Guru August 17, 2007

Shiterature

Any reading material made available for extended stays on the toilet.

Do you mind if I take this old copy of High Times, it should make for some great Shiterature.

by Stephen McCormick August 17, 2009

shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

shitepiphany

shit·e·piph·a·ny shit-ih-pif-uh-nee
A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated while sitting on the toilet taking a big shit. PER RSMM

The other day I was taking a dump and had a great idea! I had a shitepiphany!!!

by mauldinr July 17, 2010