shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

shitbong

To fart while getting a blowjob

I was so loaded last night that I accidentally shitbonged her while she was chugging!

by old dirty buck November 2, 2009

Shittin' Quivers

-the act of shaking un-controlably while pooping due to burning and other pain

oh man i ate that burrito and cought a case of the Shittin' Quivers

by j2richman1 November 26, 2010

Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

by Britana633 October 3, 2012

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017