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Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.
Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.
by Britana633 October 3, 2012
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Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.
Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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free shitting

Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.

Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.

But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.

Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
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drive-by shitting

Like a drive-by shooting, except you get out of the car and shit on your target instead of shooting it.
Billy: "Whoa, did John's dog shit on his front door?"
Joe: "Nah, it was a drive-by shitting. Dave finally got his revenge for that prank John pulled last week."
by Rakshasa 23 December 15, 2008
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shitting bricks

when you are extremely scared or afraid of something
i had so much shit on me and when i saw the cop car i was shitting bricks
by ALEX1IA January 11, 2010
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shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog
by bezzr77 September 11, 2007
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Shitting On Niggas

An expression used to brandish one's superiority. Most commonly used by young black men.
Rayquan: Nigga you whack!
Jamaal: Nigga you just jealous because I be shitting on niggas!
by Middlebury1 November 30, 2010
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