Rip shave

When u only shave ur knee because u r wearing ripped jeans

I really couldn’t be bothered to shave all my legs today , so I did a rip shave!

by Chaz & GT January 26, 2019

columbian shaved ice

When a male cums onto a platter and then freezes it for no more than 1.37 hours. Remove from freezer, grind it up by smashing your cock against the platter until fine crystal structures have been obtained. Then proceed to form a line of the crystallized crushed cum on the male’s cock, to which the female snorts the crystallized crushed cum, using any kind of Columbian paper currency.

Yo my girl wanted some cocaine but I was all out so I gave her some columbian shaved ice

by Kobe James Big Chungus March 2, 2019

Daniel seavey

Daniel James seavey is the finest boy on this earth he is my husband and he has the most beautiful voice 😍💗

“Hey did u hear about Daniel seavey? He’s a really good singer and he’s hot!”

by triciaseavey April 28, 2019

Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

stave shaver

1.Istrumental implement/tool used by the Old Man in Fraggle Rock, for the purpose of Barrel-Scraping. The task of Barrel-scraping is impossible without the aforementioned tool/implement.
2. Tool used to make percussive music on the hardhats of Doozers by Fraggles.
3. A tool that reminds you of nineteenth century torture devices designed to rid females of their hysteria

"You don't get the bone until you find me my stave shaver,"
-Old Man

by Sprockett++ August 9, 2008

Shave in a lower way

It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.

This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."

by Sajmon March 21, 2008

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008