shard

shid fard same time very insane

me: i sharded

Friend: holy shid

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 05, 2022

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes April 16, 2018

Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.

I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law

by Chemist95 November 23, 2024

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 29, 2017

Shard cart

R31 Nissan Skyline

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart

by Gtech123 May 01, 2022

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022