Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.

~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*

by BlackCatdiner December 30, 2011

sextoplasm

The thin layer or sheen that covers you and your partner(s) after sexual intercourse. Including but not limited to mixtures of sweat, semen, and natural lubricants.
Not to be confused with, but of similar viscosity to liquid ectoplasm.

"I walked into your room and there was sextoplasm everywhere."

"There was either a ghost in here, or someone's been fucking in my room."

by Ikety March 30, 2009

69 sextillion

This number only intended for mature audiences.

Math teacher: What's 58,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 plus 11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?
Everyone: uhh 69 sextillion

by peoplearecrazy May 11, 2022

sextacy

The combined mixture of ecstasy and Viagra. Ecstasy makes you feel extremely good and Viagra makes you get an erection for 4-6 hours. this drug is made by crushing ecstasy and Viagra and mixing them.

Damn...dat sextacy shit made me fuck for 4 hours last night.

by CEO of Tru Hustla Customs October 10, 2007

Sextellectual

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.

Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."

by testesonetwo November 28, 2009

Sexting

it isn’t sex it’s the next best thing; talking dirty like ancient Egyptians

“Dude I heard he was sexting with Marisa last night”

by codfihs August 29, 2021

No Sex T-Rex

When laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one's interior arm (resembling the arm of a T-Rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.

I wish I could get closer, but I've got the No Sex T-Rex arm goin' on. Maybe we could just spoon?

by bunnyblade October 18, 2010