shmler

A really bad comeback to an insult. Much like nyer, but even more pathetic

Cara: Mark you're such a n00b
Mark: Yeah well, shmler =P

by Fergo January 11, 2006

vacuum sealer

A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.

The bitch brenda was a vacuum sealer...

by Stephen Breeney January 8, 2008

Semper Fi

Chinese for "I have a limp dick."

I just boned my DI. He's hot. Now I have a Semper Fi

by Thebobs21 December 12, 2012

Semper Games Prt. 1

A group of utterly ass-hurt newfags/rag-heads/Weeaboos who claim that their "leader", Jihadjerry (Who recently announced that he was apparently raped by a tree...) made a "world record" by just hacking his copy of Super Mario Bros. with a Game Genie cheat cartridge. Utterly THOUSANDS of people already proved Jerry wrong, and yet for few 20 or so people who actually kiss his ass every day still defend his "record" (even though it's utter horse shit...). They have indeed hacked a few accounts and failed miserably at trying to ACTUALLY look intimidating, but all they usually just continue whacking off to a broken pile of Nintendo consoles in the background while spamming mindlessly like retarded fuckwanks. They indeed have weaknesses, though. Racial slurs, Yo Momma jokes, and others of the like tend to make them back down immediately.

Semper Games Prt. 1 Example(s);

Semper Game Supporter: Hey there, you suck at games, meat puppet inferior. Semper Games.

Other Person: ...You do realise that your retarded cult is utterly fucked over since 2008, right?

Semper Game Supporter: ...

Other Person: Well, aren't you going to be the better man and acknowledge this fact or are you going to just say "Semper Games" like the retarded fucktard you are?

Semper Games Supporter: Semper Games!

Other Person: Thanks for proving mine, and utterly EVERYONE's point.

by Whitty Nickname April 7, 2010

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

Ethan Matthew Seller

Ethan Matthew Seller is a dirty little snitch who delved too deep and will get what he deserves, but it’s interesting to me, I say me, I mean us.
It’s interesting that you have found this page after all of this was over and forgotten. The channel was not for you but for those you know, but they never truly solved the puzzle did they, the truth of it was practically spoon fed to you.
Disappointed.

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Ethan Matthew Seller, like, the snitch.

by 448-51 May 26, 2020

Semper Fidelis

Something said when something really exciting or cool happens.

Hey Slap Nuts! I just robbed a prostitute!

That's Semper Fidelis

by Tinkle Toys April 20, 2010