SELP

A program at Werribee Secondary College that stands for 'Select Entry Learning Program' that will make you suffer and makes you feel like the homework load on 'SELPIES' and 'MAINSTREAMERS' is so unfair. (But you make good friends there.)

We are in SELP but I wish I was in mainstream.

by haru8790 October 26, 2018

Seph Lawless

A pathetic person who will do anything to be famous despite failing over and over again.

Dude, you’re being a Seph Lawless again. No one believes you worked with the Walking Dead TV show.

by Joe Melendez February 24, 2022

Sephiroth

A contentous yet metriculously evil character from FFVII, Sephiroth tend to be self-absorbed in being a God and tries to kill Cloud and anyone else from reaching his final goal. He wields a masasume and considered himself to be the son of Jenova. Yet, in Crisis Core, he opens up to only a select few like Zack Fair and Angeal.

Sephiroth did kill Aerith, remember?

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 3, 2008

hey ladies, im sephy

a term popularized by milffromohio, "hey ladies, im sephy" is now a known virgin calling card and used largely by unfunny tweens.

Person A: "hey ladies, im sephy!"
Person B: "I wish your parents killed you instead of themselves"

by boypussy October 25, 2022

selpt

When you're so drunk you miss the bed and sleep on the floor.

"Man I was so wasted I selpt all last night."

by Kieran M December 6, 2006

Sephimorph

A morphed form of Sephiroth (the antagonist from the PS1 game Final Fantasy 7)

Did you see that jacked up lookin' dude cosplaying Sephiroth? Looked more like a Sephimorph!

by Trei February 2, 2007

Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017