Plasma Security Division

1: a security group brought straight from the depths of hell: ROBLOX

2: a place where it seems every so often people like to become (insert animal here) girls/boys

person 1: i just joined plasma security division, its my first day and its pretty cool here
person 2: oh hell naw wtf you gonna be transformed into a fucking (animal) later on

by Calamitas January 8, 2022

social security number

A highly orgasmic sexual position involving three females and one male. Also includes a wheel chair. The man sits in the wheel chair while the women take turns pleasuring him in various way while moving.
Very kinky.

"Hey Matt what's your social security number?"
"oh sick dude"

"Did you tap that social security style?"

by Roxiewells June 8, 2008

Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

Private security contractor

See mercenary.

Private security contractor, ex-military, high level commandos, trained with U.S. taxpayer dollars, who have opted to work for a contracting firm at much larger salaries than regular military and be free of the restraints and regimentation of an actual military organization, while performing work traditionally done by actual military units such as the Navy Seals, etc.

by RustyCannon January 1, 2010

Internal Security Department

Creepy fuckers in the SCP Foundation that will stalk, interrogate and murder you at the first sign of trouble. Supposedly don't exist.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Dr. █████ getting dragged in by the Internal Security Department?" Person 2: "Who's ISD?"

by iiGibbyz December 9, 2020

security lard

Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.

"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."

by NonPC Fox February 5, 2009

Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.

"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015

by redmears October 28, 2015