security dick

a security dick is a guy that's sole purpose on earth is to provide security for his girl friend not knowing that he is being used for that purpose only

a dumb guy that is pussy whipped and is being used

any guy that goes to a 9-5 5 days a week and works like a dog to support a woman and or girl friend that is cheating on him behind his back .

laura was low on money so she went to the local bar to pick up a security dick to sponsor her cunt through life so she wont have to work .

2-a guy was picking on laura today so she ran to her guy friend/security dick for protection only the security dick would not have protected her if he knew the guy that was picking on her was actually her boy friend .

by zebra22 September 28, 2008

Secret Play

Strategic move that is not anticipated by anybody else. Only known by select individuals

Josh could not believe that Justin used the secret play at the offsite meeting.

by Mamba1 December 8, 2019

securitable

A word made up by Becky Fletcher, who combined the words "habitable" and "security"

Is the property in a securitable condition?

by miwdiw December 20, 2020

Scritch

When you clench you teeth when you see a cute kitten and immediately give it a scratch (between the ears right between the kitty chakra) if done correctly the fur baby will emit purrs

(*your posse rolls up in a car) get in loser we're going to scritch kits

by Geesefreely January 30, 2021

Intel Security

Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.

"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com

As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee

by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020

Congregations! you found a secret definition!

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd

Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

by congrats! April 7, 2022