Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

The secret life of the american teenager

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."

The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.

by Paulytukas November 23, 2010

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008

Victoria's Secret

Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.

No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!

by Tromboja January 2, 2005

Victoria's Secret

A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.

lalala victoria's secret

by crayonzzzz November 28, 2009